Steve Martin Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Steve Martin quotes, Steve Martin sayings, and Steve Martin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Introductions are hard to come by when your natural state is shyness. Steve Martin
Writer’s block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol. Steve Martin
Be so good they can't ignore you. Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that. Steve Martin
What your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies. All of life's riddles are answered in the movies. Steve Martin