Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old W. C. Fields quotes, W. C. Fields sayings, and W. C. Fields proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.W. C. Fields
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A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.W. C. Fields
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Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child—if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. W. C. Fields