W. C. Fields Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old W. C. Fields quotes, W. C. Fields sayings, and W. C. Fields proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey. W. C. Fields
A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her. W. C. Fields
Madam, there's no such thing as a tough child—if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender. W. C. Fields