Lazy Day Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old lazy day quotes, lazy day sayings, and lazy day proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

You are only as lazy or lacking in willpower as you think you are. Ken Christian
If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me. Anonymous
He's so lazy that if there were work in bed, he would rather sleep on the floor. Paddy O'Dea
A lazy schoolboy lets his father do his homework, but a bright one helps his father with it. Evan Esar
When a teen-ager is watching television, listening to her record player, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework. Evan Esar
It's a known fact that physically and mentally lazy people tend to remain in their comfort zone far too long. John A. Andrews
People who throw kisses are mighty hopelessly lazy. Bob Hope
I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me 'I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch.' Phyllis Diller
The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it. Anne Bancroft
There are no ugly women, only lazy ones. Helena Rubinstein
It's so tiring, making love with women, it takes forever, I'm too lazy to be a lesbian. Camille Paglia
You gotta look people in the eye and tell them they're irresponsible and lazy. Because in this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Winston Churchill
A hobby is only fun if you do not have time to do it. Leo Beenhakker
Like most people I can be lazy, so it's nice to have a goal or deadline or reason to work out. Joseph Demakis
Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction. Joseph Demakis
Sometimes we get lazy or complacent with our communication. It doesn't matter how smart of skilled someone is. If they can't communicate effectively, it doesn't matter. James Frey
Why am I lazy? or Why do I struggle? - these questions almost never help us. James Frey
I like the word 'Indolence.' It makes my laziness. Bob Hope
Tomorrow is the only day in the year that appeals to a lazy man. Jimmy Lyons
People that are organized are just too lazy to get up and look for it. Bangambiki Habyarimana
A year from now you may wish you had started today. Karen Lamb
Men enjoy being thought of as hunts, but are generally too lazy to hunt. Women on the other hand, love to hunt, but would rather nobody knew it. Mignon McLaughlin
I hate a fellow whom pride or cowardice or laziness drive into a corner, and who does nothing when he is there but sit and growl. Bangambiki Habyarimana
Efficiency is intelligent laziness. David Dunham
The 'lazy' & those who can't pay attention, often haven't been allowed to actively participate in their own learning. Steve Supple
Busy hands, busy imagination. Busy people, lazy imagination. Steve Supple
A lazy life gets lazy rewards. Joseph Julius Bonkowski
Lazy people don't waste there life by working, they just waste there life's. Joseph Julius Bonkowski
A working hand holds a hand full of money, and a lazy hand needs a hand out. Joseph Julius Bonkowski
Good men fight for our rights, giving the lazy man the right not to fight. Joseph Julius Bonkowski