Liar Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old liar quotes, liar sayings, and liar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Liar is the one who pretends to be very good or the one who pretends to be very bad. Evan Esar
A pathological liar can always be expected to tell you where the truth lies. Evan Esar
All men are liars, but some are not found out until after they are married. Evan Esar
A liar's worst misfortune is not that no one believes him, but that he can't believe anyone else. Evan Esar
If there were no listeners, there would be no liars. Evan Esar
There's only one person who can lie more brazenly than a pathological liar, and that's another pathological liar. Evan Esar
Two liars are company, three are a crowd, and four or more a chamber of commerce. Evan Esar
A clever liar gives details, but the cleverest one doesn't. Evan Esar
To a liar, truth is more a stranger than fiction. Evan Esar
The only person to whom nothing is impossible is the pathological liar. Evan Esar
Some people are liars; others merely tell the truth in such a way that nobody recognizes it. Evan Esar
To be a successful liar one must have either bad character or a good memory. Evan Esar
Don't believe a liar even if you know he's telling the truth. Evan Esar
You can always tell when a pathological liar is telling the truth - his lips are not moving. Evan Esar
Be bad, but at least don't be a liar, a deceiver! Leo Tolstoy
When your lover is a liar, you and he have a lot in common, you're both lying to you! Susan Forward
The liar was the hottest to defend his veracity, the coward his courage, the ill-bred his gentlemanliness, and the cad his honor. Margaret Mitchell
But then, liars do make the best magicians, and he happened to be exceptional. Lisa Maxwell
Old liars hold lies. Toba Beta
It is an unconscious liar that is the greatest liar. Samuel Butler
The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way. Samuel Butler
The honest liar is the man who tells the truth about his old lies -- who says on Wednesday, " I told a magnificent lie on Monday." G.K. Chesterton
The visionary lies to himself; the liar only to others. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche
Clever liars give details but the cleverest don't. Dr. John Laurie
Figures won't lie, but liars will figure. Charles H. Grosvenor
A good lie finds more believers than a bad truth. Dr. John Laurie
The best liars are the ones who fool you by claiming the never lie at all. Adam Silvera
You’re such a great liar when you lie to yourself. Rebecca McNutt
A liar should have a good memory. T.M. Logan
Liars are highly unlikely to admit their lies, never mind apologize for the hurt they’ve caused. Liars don’t genuinely apologize. Cathy Burnham Martin