Life Sucks Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old life sucks quotes, life sucks sayings, and life sucks proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery. Andy Warhol
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road. Alexander Smith
Life is a God-damned, stinking, treacherous game, and nine hundred and ninety-nine men out of a thousand are bastards. Theodore Dreiser
Life is a sexually transmitted disease—and the mortality rate is 100 percent. R.D. Laing
Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as you go. Edward Bulwer-Lytton
Life's a bitch and then they call you one. Mary Frances Connely
If you want a picture of the future, imagine a boot stomping on a human face forever. George Orwell
If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race. Fred Allen
You only live once—but if you work it right, once is enough. Joe E. Lewis
LIfe sucks a lot less when you add mountain air, a campfire, and some peace and quiet. Brooke Hampton
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. Robert Orben
There was something peculiarly gratifying about shouting in a blind rage until your words ran out. Cassandra Clare
If, as we're constantly told, the world is our oyster, it's definitely a dodgy one. Damian Barr
The road to truth is long and lined the entire way with annoying bastards. Alexander Jablokov
For every problem, there is a solution, which is simple, clean, and wrong. H.L. Mencken
Consequently, just because many people think that their life sucks, doesn't mean that it necessarily does. What is true is that many people make the mistake of comparing their lives to the lives of others. Brian Kasperitis
When your life sucks, that's serious. It's a big wake up call. It's an invitation to do something different. Not more of the same. Alan Cohen
Life is horrible, death is beautiful. Som Nath
Some people never go crazy. What truly horrible lives they must live. Charles Bukowski
Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of time. Terry Pratchett
Life is, of course, terrible. Anthony Burgess
You take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing, no one to blame. Erica Jong
A man gazing at the stars is proverbially at the mercy of the puddles in the road. Alexander Smith
Life will break every one of your contracts & still look at you with that innocent glimmer in her eye & ask you to marry her. Curtis Tyrone Jones
The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. Henry David Thoreau
The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. Don Marquis
Life is like an onion; you peel off layer after layer and then you find there is nothing in it. James Gibbons Huneker
What matters in life is not what happens to you but what you remember and how you remember it. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
Life is a gamble, better check the point spread and when life sucks, I just enjoy the head. Lil Wayne
Sometimes life just sucks, and all we can do is go to our happy place where we plot our revenge. Antsy McClain