Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old liquor quotes, liquor sayings, and liquor proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Blame it on the booze. Got you feeling loose. Blame it on patron. Got you in the zone. Blame it on the alcohol.Jamie Foxx
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A fifth of alcohol brings out the fifth amendment.Joseph Julius Bonkowski
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To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life's problems.Matt Groening
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Alcohol makes other people less tedious, and food less bland, and can help provide what the Greeks called entheos, or the slight buzz of inspiration when reading or writing.Christopher Hitchens
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Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.Ogden Nash
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Liquor works two ways; it will either put you on top of the world, or under the table.Evan Esar
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A liquor store is where they collect taxes for the government and also sell liquorEvan Esar
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Liquor should not be given to the man who is given to liquor.Evan Esar
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Liquor doesn't deteriorate with age, but the man who drinks too much of it does.Evan Esar
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Get the best of liquor, but don't let liquor get the best of you.Evan Esar
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Liquor is an insiduos habit; you start out by drinking now and then, and very soon you are drinking more now than you did then.Evan Esar
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A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions.Evan Esar
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A check for liquor is not a check for liquor.Evan Esar
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Some people can handle their liquor, while others go off the handle.Evan Esar
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Booze takes the edge off, but will drive you over the edge.Joseph Julius Bonkowski
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Liquor is happiness in a bottle to some, and the devil in the bottle to others.Joseph Julius Bonkowski
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A check for liquor is not a check for liquor.Evan Esar
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A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions.Evan Esar