Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old marijuana quotes, marijuana sayings, and marijuana proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
When you smoke marijuana, you are in the moment and you are happy. You forget about any worries of the past or the future.Tommy Chong
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Of course I know how to roll a joint.Martha Stewart
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Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.Hugh Hefner
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Marijuana is probably the most dangerous drug in America today.Ronald Reagan
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I have found in my study of these patients that cannabis is really a safe, effective and non-toxic alternative to many standard medications.Philip Denney
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Alcohol and marijuana, if used in moderation, plus loud, usually low-class music, make stress and boredom infinitely more bearable.Kurt Vonnegut
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Smoking marijuana, as long as you leave the nicotine out of it, is certainly no more damaging than having a drink, and I suspect better for you than having a drink.Richard Branson
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Marijuana has killed far fewer people than swimming pools; it's the war against it that does all the violence.Lawrence Reed
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I think people need to be educated to the fact that marijuana is not a drug. Marijuana is a flower. God put it here.Willie Nelson
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That is not a drug. It's a leaf.Arnold Schwarzenegger
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It really puzzles me to see marijuana connected with narcotics dope and all of that stuff. It is a thousand times better than whiskey. It is an assistant and a friend.Louis Armstrong
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The legalization of marijuana is not a dangerous experiment—the prohibition is the experiment, and it has failed dramatically, with millions of victims all around the world.Sebastian Marincolo
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Marijuana is beneficial to many patients.Jocelyn Elders
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Marijuana is a very dangerous drug. Some people smoke it just once and go directly into politics.Barry Crimmins
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Herb is the healing of a nation, alcohol is the destruction.Bob Marley
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Marijuana is quite possibly the finest of intoxicants. It has been scientifically proven, for decades, to be much less harmful to the body than alcohol when used on a regular basis.Nick Offerman
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I have always loved marijuana. It has been a source of joy and comfort to me for many years. And I still think of it as a basic staple of life, along with beer and ice and grapefruits -and millions of Americans agree with me.Hunter S. Thompson
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It makes me feel the way I need to feel.Snoop Dogg
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The first time I smoked was at home with my mother and stepfather; they were like, ‘If you are going to do this, we'd rather you did this with us.Matt Damon
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Make the most you can of the Indian Hemp seed and sow it everywhere.George Washington
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The weed is for the people. It's the people's weed.Jonah Hill
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A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.Doug Larson
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I think pot should be legal I don't smoke it, but I like the smell of it.Andy Warhol
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I find it quite ironic that the most dangerous thing about weed is getting caught with it.Bill Murray
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The War on Drugs has been an utter failure. We need to rethink and decriminalize our marijuana laws.Barack Obama
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Why is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally upon our planet. Doesn't the idea of making nature against the law seem to you a bit . . . unnatural?Bill Hicks
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More than anything, the weed really helped with my mental state, because marijuana works on the brain. And if anything, it soothes the brain.Tommy Chong
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Some of my finest hours have been spent on my back veranda, smoking hemp and observing as far as my eye can see.Thomas Jefferson
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Instead of taking five or six of the prescriptions, I decided to go a natural route and smoke marijuana.Melissa Etheridge