Massage Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old massage quotes, massage sayings, and massage proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

When my fingers swell with incessant clinging to fountain pen, / Mental imagery fluctuates in relation to school text load, / I massage both palms vigorously with herbal turmeric balm. Nikhil Parekh
Moon lending extending hand / such gravitational play/folding currents massage passion even more. Nikhil Parekh
Stranger / Burn incense in the room / abolish my impending doom / Release me from my tomb / Massage me with ointment for years / Kiss away my tears. Beau Golden
The ancient Greeks used massage widely to maintain health and ensure lasting beauty. Salvo D. Ed
I don't fear death because I don't fear anything I don't understand. When I start to think about it, I order a massage and it goes away. Hedy Lamarr
I take a massage each week. This isn't an indulgence, it's an investment in your full creative expression/productivity/passion and sustained good health. Robin S. Sharma
To me, luxury is to be at home with my daughter, and the occasional massage doesn't hurt. Olivia Newton-John
I always think I look better after a yoga class. It's the same as a massage. We look so amazing after a massage because we're relaxed. Andie McDowell
A lot of people are looking for quick fixes: like, they are taking medications, and they are doing other things which are not healthy. But massage is very holistic and natural. Nargis Fakhri
I've realized that the most important thing I can do to look good is just treat myself well, whether it’s getting a nice, long massage or just lying low and not going out every single night. Kim Cattrall Kim Cattrall
I like a semi-stressful massage – one where I can really feel something being worked out. Emily Weiss
I like a deep sports massage – a casual beating up. I try to get them whenever I can, usually more if I'm getting in shape for a role. Chris Pine
A gentle touch is all it takes to tame the wildest of men. Anthony T. Hincks
When you touch a body, you touch the whole person, the intellect, the spirit, and the emotions. Jane Harrington
Healing yourself is connected with healing others. Yoko Ono
Sometimes the most urgent and vital thing you can do is take a rest. Ashleigh Brilliant