Pets Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old pets quotes, pets sayings, and pets proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Our perfect companions never have fewer than four feet. Colette
Dogs have important jobs, like barking when the doorbell rings, but cats have no function in a house whatsoever. W. Bruce Cameron
I don't understand people who don't touch their pets. Their cat or dog is called a pet for a reason. Jarod Kintz
Our pets are our family. Ana Monnar
Armadillos make affectionate pets, if you need affection that much. Will Cuppy
I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. Marie Corelli
People really do spend a lot of money on their pets - sometimes more then themselves. Oksana Baiul
Adopted pets are the best pets you can have. Most adoptable pets come from loving homes that simply cannot care for them anymore. Or, they are strays who've been on their own without the loving care they deserve. Josh Duhamel
I used to have some fish, some nice little carp, but they got too big for the tank. I don't have any pets now. Tom Felton
I've always had a fascination for animals. I loved watching them, and even then I thought of them as beings rather than pets. I call it a birth affect! Tippi Hedren
I love cats. I've had cats as pets. Sam Raimi
Ever consider what pets must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul - chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth! Anne Tyler
Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. Francis Galton
I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane. Kristin Davis
It's like having a pet dog for a long time. You get attached to it, and when it dies you miss it. Jesse Owens
Everyone's pet is the most outstanding. This begets mutual blindness. Jean Cocteau
Animals possess a soul and men must love and feel solidarity with our smaller brethren. Pope John Paul II
The dog was created especially for children. He is the God of frolic. Henry Ward Beecher
Cats are like walking brooms you can actually comfortably cuddle with. Jarod Kintz
The greatest pleasure of a dog is that you may make a fool of yourself with him and not only will he not scold you, but he will make a fool of himself, too. Samuel Butler
Pets need love as much as people do. The responsibility of caring for your pet's life includes dedicating time and affection toward them. Brenda Knight
The dog was created especially for children. Henry Ward Beecher
For me, a house or an apartment becomes a home when you add one set of for legs, a happy tail, and that indescribable measure of love that we call a dog. Roger A. Caras
No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat, and no amount of masking tape can ever totally remove his fur from your couch. Leo Dworken
With the qualities of cleanliness, affection, patience, dignity, and courage that cats have, how many of us, I ask you, would be capable of becoming cats? Fernand Mery
I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul. Jean Cocteau
Animals are my friends, and I don't eat my friends. George Bernard Shaw
If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog. Harry S. Truman
A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. Josh Billings
A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. Robert J. Vogel