Plumbing Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old plumbing quotes, plumbing sayings, and plumbing proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Plumbing codes are written and enforced to protect the health of the people who use the plumbing system. Howard C. Massey
To many people, a home's plumbing system is perceived as being extremely complex with lots of parts that only a professional plumber is qualified to work on. Donald R. Prestly
Remember, however, that plumbing repairs can be time-consuming and therefore require one important trait --- patience! Donald R. Prestly
The kitchen sink has a leak. The plumber will fix it! The plumber puts a new pipe. The leak stops. Good as new! Kate Moening
Plumbers do many jobs. They fix leaks in pipes. Leaky pipes can waste clean water. Plumbers clear blocked drainpipes. Drainpipes take away dirty water. Plumbers put in fixtures. Some fixtures are toilets, bathtubs, and sinks. Tracey Boraas
Plumbing is the art and science of creating and maintaining sanitary conditions in buildings used buy humans. Rex Miller
Without plumbers, people wouldn't be able to enjoy many of the conveniences of modern living. Simone Payment
In general, plumbers make the highest salary of all the jobs in the construction industry. Simone Payment
A good way for someone to decide if he or she would like to be a plumber is to work as a plumber's helper. Simone Payment
You do not need a college degree to become a plumber. That doesn't mean plumbers don't have to spend time learning the job, though. Josh Gregory
A plumber's job requires good math skills. They need to take measurements, do math problems involving fractions, and connect different sized pipes and fixtures. Nathan Miloszewski
To be a plumber, you have to use your hands and your brain. Nathan Miloszewski
Plumbers can't just walk into a bathroom and tell you why your sink is clogged. They need to investigate first! Nathan Miloszewski
People all over the world rely on plumbers. Plumbers are responsible for providing many of the conveniences of modern living. Rachel Given-Wilson
Plumbing can be a great career for people who get satisfaction out of building and fixing things. Rachel Given-Wilson
In times of disaster, plumbers play a vital role in helping communities get back to normal. Marcia Amidon Lusted
Today, however, plumbers are respected professionals, appreciated fr their skill and importance. Marcia Amidon Lusted
But most plumbers don't do their jobs in order to become rich. They do their it because they want to use their hands and do a job well. Marcia Amidon Lusted
Almost everyone needs the help of a plumber at some point, and the work they do is vital to both home and businesses. Marcia Amidon Lusted
Plumbers have an enormous effect on the quality of life and basic functioning of everyone's lives. Juan Carosso
When plumber's work is done well and operating correctly, everyone is happy and completely unaware of all that went into having everything work 'just right.' Juan Carosso
Given the critical importance and potential issues and costs of improperly completed work, plumbers must be highly trained and skilled. Juan Carosso
The more they overthink the plumbing, the easier it is to stop up the drain. Scotty
When we attempt to find meaning in the pursuit of pleasure, the commitment to a job, or through plumbing intellectual depths, we all eventually find in each of these pursuits a dead end. Charles R. Swindoll
Water is commonly regarded as the 'solvent of life,' since our bodies are 70% water. All other vertebrates, invertebrates, microbes, and plants are also primarily water. The organization of water within biological compartments is fundamental to life, and the aquaporins serve as the plumbing systems for cells. Peter Agre
If you consider the contribution of plumbing to human life, the other sciences fade into insignificance. James P. Gorman
We don't have the plumbing to take care of what needs to be taken care of. Boomer Esiason
Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house. Alfred Hitchcock
A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing. Christopher Morley