Shopping Sayings and Quotes

We’ve all heard of retail therapy. While it may be hard on our bank account, the instant gratification that comes from shopping is an easy way to lift our spirits. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous shopping quotes.

I hate last-minute shopping, it's always unsuccessful. Cat Deeley
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. Elayne Boosler
We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. Bill Bryson
Always be polite to possible murderers: that was the twenty-four-hour-shopping philosophy. Kate Griffin
No decision should be made on an empty shopping bag. Donita K. Paul
Shopping is really complicated if you are a girl. Helen Salter
It saddened me that sometimes shopping was far more perilous than dealing with zombies and vampires. Anton Strout
A consumer is a shopper who is sore about something. Harold Coffin
Style Strategy is about shopping smart, staying chic and making it all last. It's about showing women how to shop for value without compromising style. Nina Garcia
Bad shopping habits die hard. Tori Spelling
Only one shopping day left 'til tomorrow. Caroline Coxon
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. Henry Youngman
They came, they saw, they did a little shopping. Jeff Klooger
I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. Tommy Cooper
Win or lose, we go shopping after the election. Imelda Marcos
If you change lines, the one you just left will start to move faster than the one you are now in. O'Brian's Law
And then, I do love my shopping, but actually, lounging is the big thing. Delta Burke
Three things to remember about shopping are location, location, location. Melinda Adams
Shopping! Let's shop till we drop, girls! You two can bond by shopping. Danny Kallis
Shopping is my cardio. Candace Bushnell
Happiness is not in money, but in shopping. Marilyn Monroe
Buy what you don’t have yet or what you really want, which can be mixed with what you already own. Buy only because something excites you, not just for the simple act of shopping. Karl Lagerfeld
I shop, therefore I am. Heather Chandler
You can always find something you want. Sophie Kinsella
Christmas shopping! I can do all Christmas shopping here! Sophie Kinsella
God, I love Christmas shopping. Sophie Kinsella
My eyes are automatically flicking into all the shop windows as I pass, checking out the displays - and suddenly I stop in my tracks. Sophie Kinsella
Working in a shop has to be more fun than becoming a fund manager, hasn't it? Sophie Kinsella
Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping. Gertrude Stein
I've purged myself of worldly goods; half my stuff is either being sold or going to charity. I need to go shopping. Christy Leigh Stewart