Short People Sayings and Quotes

Sometimes the best things come in small packages. What short people lack in height, they make up for with heart and spunk. Below you’ll find a collection of wise and humorous short people quotes.

Ontarians don't want to believe that they are small people. They want to believe that they're open and that they're inclusive - and I believe that they are. Kathleen Wynne
Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house. Julie Bowen
Me and my cousin, most of the time we worked on radios and fixed them. I guess we started because I was curious to understand how radios work. When I was little, I used to think there were small people inside. Most of the time, I was just trying to see the people who are speaking in the radio. William Kamkwamba
I'm a little brother. I've always been small. People have said I have a Napoleon complex. But I've always had to fight for everything that I have. Chris Paul
Short people shouldn't sit places where their feet don't touch the ground. Dennis Potter
I have to tell you that short people make the best lovers. Ryan White
What are you anyway, the president of the Hair Club for Short People? Steve Purcell
Why shouldn't younger people marry older people? Fat people marry thin people. Tall people marry short people. Allan Scott
I can't tell people I'm shooting a short... people might think I'm gonna go home and kill a midget. Jonathan Grant
I've known a lot of bullies: people who didn't like me because I'm short, people who didn't like me because I'm Jewish. David Shore
My main problem with you, Chanel, is that you're short. And historically short people are sneaky back-stabbers like Napoleon or Paul Shaffer. Ryan Murphy
There's no small jobs - just small people. Joe Stillman
There are no small towns, just small people. Monte Merrick
If there were no 'small people' we wouldn't know our greatness. Raúl Lecouna
Small people are not a race. This isn't Game of Thrones! Graham Linehan
It's a big country with small people - all of us. I hope our Lord will be patient. Frederick Hazlitt Brennan
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. Stephen Motway
Dwarfism is solely a genetic condition resulting in short stature. Jenny Haberer
Even in our presumably modern world and enlightened time it seams odd for 'tall' humans to confront not a child, but a small-sized contemporary. Jenny Haberer
People with dwarfism manage their lives just as successful as 'tall' people. Jenny Haberer
Dwarfism is often stigmatized as an illness and is seen as pitiable. Jenny Haberer
People with dwarfism are often facing unfavorable treatment based on their height in a variety of areas, politics, business, dating, sports and media. Jenny Haberer
Short stature means 'this person is short and it's not for any of the medical conditions we know about, such as, say, growth hormone deficiency.' John Schwartz
The most common reason that somebody is short is that his parents are short. John Schwartz
Very short people have to buy pedal extenders and seat boosters, and pay an auto modification shop to move the track that the adjustable seats slide on. John Schwartz
Being short might not be such a huge deal in the grand scheme of things. John Schwartz
He who can take no interest in what is small will take false interest in what is great. John Ruskin
The significance of height is not a new development. Gordon L. Patzer
References to the value of height can be cited throughout history and cultures. Gordon L. Patzer
Wall paintings in ancient Egypt reflected status by height, such that the more important the person the taller the figure. Gordon L. Patzer