Teeth Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old teeth quotes, teeth sayings, and teeth proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

When new teeth come in your mouth may be sore. When new teeth come in you may want to bite. But teeth are not for biting. Ouch! Biting hurts. Elizabeth Verdick
Teeth have always fascinated me. I'm not sure what first drew me to them, but from an early age I was obsessed with keeping my own teeth squeaky clean. Steven Lin
Teeth are an excellent indicator of health—they tell us about the foundation of our skull, brain, and airway—which is why we humans are drawn to attractive teeth. Steven Lin
If you have more cavities than you have teeth you've led a ‘Sweet’ life. Stanley Victor Paskavich
I find that most men would rather have their bellies opened for five hundred dollars than have a tooth pulled for five. Martin H. Fischer
Blessed are those who can hold lively conversations with the helplessly mute, for they shall be called dentists. Ann Landers
Identities were like teeth: hard to maintain and easy to lose, but people tended to look at you funny when you were missing one. Nenia Campbell
Truth has sharp teeth, so do not expect anything beautiful (to see) when it smiles to you. Ratko Petrovic
A dentist at work in his vocation always looks down in the mouth. George D. Prentice
Some tortures are physical / And some are mental, / But the one that is both / Is dental. Ogden Nash
For there was never yet philosopher / That could endure the toothache patiently. William Shakespeare
Even pearls are dark before the whiteness of his teeth. William R. Alger
Behind every smile there's teeth. Confucius
Good looking people with strong, fluoridated teeth get things handed to them on platters. Douglas Coupland
Put your money where your mouth is. John Sheridan
Dentist: a prestidigitator who, putting metal into your mouth, pulls coin out of your pocket. Ambrose Bierce
If a patient cannot clean his teeth, no dentist can clean them for him. Martin H. Fischer