Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old tv quotes, tv sayings, and tv proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
TV is bigger than any story it reports. It's the greatest teaching tool since the printing press.Fred Friendl
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.Bill Hicks
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Television is the menace that everyone loves to hate but can't seem to live without.Paddy Chayefsky
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Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program comes along to make you wonder where you thought the ebb was.Art Buchwald
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We're all watching each other, so there's no chance for censorship. The main problem is the idiot TV. If you watch local news, your head will turn to mush.Ray Bradbury
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Television is a triumph of equipment over people, and the minds that control it are so small that you could put them in a gnat's navel with room left over for two caraway seeds and an agent's heart.Fred Allen
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And I believe that good journalism, good television, can make our world a better place.Christiane Amanpour
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TV is terrific. It's really fast paced which I find difficult.Ann Dowd
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Television makes so much at its worst that it can't afford to do its best.Fred W. Friendly
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Television was not intended to make human beings vacuous, but it is an emanation of their vacuity.Malcolm Muggeridge
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Being on TV is similar to being an athlete. You get no second chances.Lara Spencer
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Television is now so desperately hungry for material that they're scraping the top of the barrel.Gore Vidal
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Television has proved that people will look at anything rather than each other.Ann Landers
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Television has raised writing to a new low.Samuel Goldwyn
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Television is basically teaching whether you want it to or not.Jim Henson
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The role of television is the illusion of company, noise. I call it the fifth wall and the second window: the window of illusion.Mumia Abu-Jamal
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Television is like the invention of indoor plumbing. It didn't change people's habits. It just kept them inside the house.Alfred Hitchcock
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Television is chewing gum for the eyes.Frank Lloyd Wright
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Television is becoming a collage there are so many channels that you move through them making a collage yourself. In that sense, everyone sees something a bit different.David Hockney
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TV is a language all its own, a land of one dimensional stereotypes that destroys culture, not adds to it. TV is anti-art, a reflection of consumerism that serves the power structure. TV is about demographics.Roseanne Barr
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TV is like theater. You can't enjoy it without a program.Walter Annenberg
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Television is just one more facet of that considerable segment of our society that never had any standard but the soft buck.Raymond Chandler
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Television is more interesting than people. If it were not, we would have people standing in the corners of our rooms.ALAN COREN
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Television is an invention that permits you to be entertained in your living room by people you wouldn't have in your home.David Frost
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Without TV, it's hard to know when one day ends and another begins.Homer
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You see reality TV and it's not reality TV. It's contrived and everything is plotted and scripted nearly. Documentaries are the same and just as bad.Ricky Gervais
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Television should be the last mass communication medium to be naively designed and put into the world without a surgeon-general's warning.Alan Kay
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Television is by nature the dominator drug par excellence. Control of content, uniformity of content, repeatability of content make it inevitably a tool of coersion, brainwashing, and manipulation.Terence McKenna
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Nothing is really real unless it happens on television.Daniel J. Boorstin
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Watching TV is companionable: you share an experience, you can comment on the action here and there for a bit of conversation it's a way of showing someone that you want his or her company and engaging in a low-key, pleasant, undemanding way.Gretchen Rubin