Umbrella Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old umbrella quotes, umbrella sayings, and umbrella proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

It ain't no use putting up your umbrella till it rains. Alice Hegan Rice
All of our ideas come from the natural world, trees equal umbrellas. Wallace Stevens
The rain increases and umbrellas sprout like mushrooms amongst the graves. Erin Morgenstern
A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain. Robert Frost
Forward into the untrodden! Courage, old man, and hold on to your umbrella! Conrad Aiken
Beautiful as the chance meeting of a sewing machine and an umbrella on an dissecting table. Isidore Ducasse Lautreamont
The American people never carry an umbrella. They prepare to walk in eternal sunshine. Al Smith
When it rains manna from heaven, some people put up an umbrella. Others reach for a big spoon. Peter Drucker
Throwing out preclearance when it has worked and is continuing to work to stop discriminatory changes is like throwing away your umbrella in a rainstorm because you are not getting wet. Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Girl, it's an umbrella, not a Lamborghini. Rachel Caine
Life is a shitstorm, in which art is our only umbrella. Mario Vargas Llosa
An umbrella is of no avail against a Scotch mist. James Russell Lowell
It's no use carrying an umbrella if your shoes are leaking. Irish Proverb
Any fool carries an umbrella on a wet day, but the wise man carries it every day. Irish Proverb
If a man from humble beginnings gets rich, he will carry his umbrella at midnight. Indian Proverb