Whale Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old whale quotes, whale sayings, and whale proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Size isn't everything. The whale is endangered, while the ant continues to do just fine. William E Bill Vaughan
Whales are silly once every two years. The young are called short-heads or baby blimps. Many whale romances begin in Baffin's bay and end in Procter and Gamble's factory, Staten Island. Will Cuppy
The whale is going to come to us when it's time, We're not pressured. Keith Johnson
The whale without Ahab is just a whale. A whale with no problems. A stress-free whale. Julian Blackthorn
The whale is in an alien environment for its species. It is obviously distressed and tired and we must warn that there may not be a happy ending to this unfolding saga. Tony Woodley
We're just trying to keep the whale calm and throw water over it. They're talking to the whale as well, because it's soothing: it's important to keep it as stress-free as possible. Clare Sterling
The whales do not sing because they have an answer, they sing because they have a song. Gregory Colbert