Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old wife quotes, wife sayings, and wife proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll become happy; if you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.Socrates
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Nothing is respectfully amazing than a man who finds no shame to tell the world how grateful he is for all the love and sacrifices his woman made.Himmilicious
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Of all the home remedies, a good wife is best.Kin Hubbard
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Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.Groucho Marx
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My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.Jimmy Durante
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Never above you. Never below you. Always beside you.Walter Winchell
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My most brilliant achievement was my ability to be able to persuade my wife to marry me.Winston Churchill
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A wife is a gift bestowed upon man to reconcile him to the loss of paradise.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.Milton Berle
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No man succeeds without a good woman behind him. Wife or mother, if it is both, he is twice blessed indeed.Harold MacMillan
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One never realizes how different a husband and wife can be until they begin to pack for a trip.Erma Bombeck
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That is, the wife must care for what the husband cares for if he is to remain resolute.Mother Jones
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Let the wife make the husband glad to come home, and let him make her sorry to see him leave.Martin Luther
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If you would have a good wife, marry one who has been a good daughter.Thomas Fuller
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My spouse is my shield, my spouse is my strength.Amit Kalantri
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There is one thing more exasperating than a wife who can cook and won't, and that's a wife who can't cook and will.Robert Frost
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A wife is the joy of a man's heart.Talmud
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If you want your wife to listen to you, then talk to another woman; she will be all ears.Sigmund Freud
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Nothing flatters a man as much as the happiness of his wife; he is always proud of himself as the source of it.Samuel Johnson
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I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it.Lyndon B. Johnson
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A faithful and loving wife is the jewel of a marriage.Lamar Cole
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A woman who knows how to compose a soup or a salad that is perfectly harmonious in flavor ought to be clever at mixing together the sweet and harsh elements of a man's, and she will understand how to charm and keep forever her husband's heart and soul.Berjane
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A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.Ralph Waldo Emerson
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Happy is the man who finds a true friend, and far happier is he who finds that true friend in his wife.Franz Schubert
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A wife is like a children's movie; always under-appreciated and without either, life would be incomplete.John Steinbeck
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There is no spectacle on earth more appealing than that of a beautiful woman in the act of cooking dinner for someone she loves.Thomas Wolfe
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That's what a good wife does, keeps your dreams alive even when you don't believe anymore.Michael J. Sullivan
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The best thing a girl can be is a good wife and mother. It is a girl's highest calling.Nancy E. Turner
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When a wife has a good husband, it is easily seen on her face.Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
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A wife is essential to great longevity; she is the receptacle of half a man's cares, and two-thirds of his ill-humor.Charles Reade