Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Dorothy Parker quotes, Dorothy Parker sayings, and Dorothy Parker proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.Dorothy Parker
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Razors pain you; rivers are damp; acids stain you; and drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; nooses give; gas smells awful; you might as well live.Dorothy Parker
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Lips that taste of tears, they say, Are the best for kissing.Dorothy Parker
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.Dorothy Parker
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Time wounds all heels.Dorothy Parker
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Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.Dorothy Parker
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They sicken of the calm who know the storm.Dorothy Parker
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I love to drink martinis. Two at the very most. Three I'm under the table. Four I'm under my host.Dorothy Parker
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Most good women are hidden treasures who are only safe because nobody looks for them.Dorothy Parker
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.Dorothy Parker
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.Dorothy Parker
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What ever beauty may be it has for its basis order and for its essence unity Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone.Dorothy Parker
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My land is bare of chattering folk; the clouds are low along the ridges, and sweet's the air with curly smoke from all my burning bridges.Dorothy Parker
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Friends come and go but I wouldn't have thought you'd be one of them.Dorothy Parker
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Los Angeles is 72 suburbs in search of a city.Dorothy Parker
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It's not the tragedies that kill us, it's the messes.Dorothy Parker
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires.Dorothy Parker
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The best way to avoid a hangover is to stay drunk.Dorothy Parker
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.Dorothy Parker
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Brevity is the soul of lingerie.Dorothy Parker
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Those who have mastered etiquette, who are entirely, impeccably right, would seem to arrive at a point of exquisite dullness.Dorothy Parker
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Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common.Dorothy Parker
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Wit has truth in it; wise-cracking is simply calisthenics with words. Dorothy Parker
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Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.Dorothy Parker
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The best way to keep children at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere and let the air out of the tires. Dorothy Parker
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I shudder at the thought of men.... I'm due to fall in love againDorothy Parker
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Never throw mud: you can miss the target, but your hands will remain dirty.Dorothy Parker
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Should they whisper false of you, Never trouble to deny; Should the words they say be true, Weep and storm and say they lie.Dorothy Parker
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I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it.Dorothy Parker
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Salary is no object: I want only enough to keep body and soul apart.Dorothy Parker