Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Dorothy Parker quotes, Dorothy Parker sayings, and Dorothy Parker proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
If I didn't care for fun and such, / I'd probably amount too much. / But I shall stay the way I am, / Because I do not give a damn.Dorothy Parker
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Four be the things I'd have been better without love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.Dorothy Parker
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I like to have a martini, / Two at the very most. / After three I'm under the table, / After four I'm under my host.Dorothy Parker
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The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity.Dorothy Parker
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I suppose if I ever wrote a play about myself, I'd be sued for plagiarism. Dorothy Parker
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The only 'ism' in Holywood is plagiarism.Dorothy Parker
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They sicken of the calm, who know the stormDorothy Parker
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If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.Dorothy Parker
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Money cannot buy health, but I'd settle for a diamond-studded wheelchair.
Dorothy Parker
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