Dorothy Parker Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Dorothy Parker quotes, Dorothy Parker sayings, and Dorothy Parker proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If I didn't care for fun and such, / I'd probably amount too much. / But I shall stay the way I am, / Because I do not give a damn. Dorothy Parker
Four be the things I'd have been better without love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt. Dorothy Parker
I like to have a martini, / Two at the very most. / After three I'm under the table, / After four I'm under my host. Dorothy Parker
The cure for boredom is curiosity. There is no cure for curiosity. Dorothy Parker