Ellen Degeneres Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Ellen Degeneres quotes, Ellen Degeneres sayings, and Ellen Degeneres proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

It's failure that gives you the proper perspective on success. Ellen DeGeneres
Take a nap in a fireplace and you'll sleep like a log. Ellen DeGeneres
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges. Ellen DeGeneres
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are. Ellen DeGeneres
Beauty isn't between a size zero and a size eight, it is not a number at all. It is not physical. Ellen DeGeneres
Find out who you are and be that person. That's what your soul was put on this Earth to be. Find that truth, live that truth and everything else will come. Ellen DeGeneres
Accept who you are. Unless you're a serial killer. Ellen DeGeneres
Find out who you are and figure out what you believe in. Even if it's different from what your neighbors believe in and different from what your parents believe in. Stay true to yourself. Have your own opinion. Don't worry about what people say about you or think about you. Let the naysayers nay. They will eventually grow tired of naying. Ellen DeGeneres
The only way a no-legged leopard could hurt you is if it fell out of a tree onto your head. Ellen DeGeneres
It would be horrible to live with someone who didn't like the same things you like. Ellen DeGeneres
Despite all the labels, in most ways I'm really not different from anyone else. I guess if you had to label me, you could say I'm like the girl next door. I'm like the girl a few doors down. Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres
People always ask me, ‘Were you funny as a child?’ Well, no, I was an accountant. Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She’s ninety-seven now, and we don’t know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me god for short, that's cute, I taught her that. Ellen DeGeneres
When life gives you lemons....they could really be oranges. Ellen DeGeneres
Penguins mate for life. Which doesn't really surprise me that much, because they all look exactly alike. It's not like they're gonna meet a better looking penguin one day. Ellen DeGeneres
The world is full of a lot of fear and a lot of negativity, and a lot of judgment. I just think people need to start shifting into joy and happiness. As corny as it sounds, we need to make a shift. Ellen DeGeneres
No, it's horses. Hippies don't eat grass. Ellen DeGeneres
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin . It's about knowing and accepting who you are. Ellen DeGeneres
If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. Ellen DeGeneres
If someone ever says you're weird, say thank you. Ellen DeGeneres
Beauty is about being comfortable in your own skin. It's about knowing and accepting who you are. Ellen DeGeneres
I had everything I'd hoped for, but I wasn't being myself. So I decided to be honest about who I was. It was strange. The people who loved me for being funny suddenly didn't like me for being...me. Ellen DeGeneres
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the heck she is. Ellen DeGeneres
Most comedy is based on getting a laugh at somebody else's expense. And I find that that's just a form of bullying in a major way. So I want to be an example that you can be funny and be kind, and make people laugh without hurting somebody else's feelings. Ellen DeGeneres
Do we have to worry about who's gay and who's straight? Can't we just love everybody and judge them by the car they drive? Ellen DeGeneres
If you want to get rid of stuff, you can always do a good spring-cleaning. Or you can do what I do. Move. Ellen DeGeneres
Follow your passion. Stay true to yourself. Never follow someone else’s path unless you’re in the woods and you’re lost and you see a path. By all means, you should follow that. Ellen DeGeneres
I personally chose to go vegan because I educated myself on factory farming and cruelty to animals, and I suddenly realized that what was on my plate were living things, with feelings. And I just couldn’t disconnect myself from it any longer. Ellen DeGeneres