Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old George Burns quotes, George Burns sayings, and George Burns proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair.George Burns
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity. I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.George Burns
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.George Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
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Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman— or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle.George Burns
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You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old.George Burns
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Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city.George Burns
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Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed.George Burns
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If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it.George Burns
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In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.George Burns
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're twenty-five, you can play singles. From twenty-five to thirty-five, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were twenty-eight men on the court—just on my side of the net.George Burns
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Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're twenty-five, you can play singles. From twenty-five to thirty-five, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were twenty-eight men on the court - just on my side of the net. George Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk the trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.George Burns
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It takes only one drink to get me drunk the trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.George Burns
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You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old.George Burns
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I takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth.George Burns
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Being a living legend is better than being a dead legend.George Burns