George Burns Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old George Burns quotes, George Burns sayings, and George Burns proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Too bad all the people who know how to run this country are busy running taxicabs or cutting hair. George Burns
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity. I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George Burns
Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
It takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
Happiness? A good cigar, a good meal, a good cigar and a good woman— or a bad woman; it depends on how much happiness you can handle. George Burns
You can't help getting older, but you don't have to get old. George Burns
Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. George Burns
Don't stay in bed unless you can make money in bed. George Burns
If you ask what is the single most important key to longevity, I would have to say it is avoiding worry, stress and tension. And if you didn't ask me, I'd still have to say it. George Burns
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it. George Burns
Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're twenty-five, you can play singles. From twenty-five to thirty-five, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were twenty-eight men on the court—just on my side of the net. George Burns
Tennis is a young man's game. Until you're twenty-five, you can play singles. From twenty-five to thirty-five, you should play doubles. I won't tell you exactly how old I am, but when I played, there were twenty-eight men on the court - just on my side of the net. George Burns
It takes only one drink to get me drunk the trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
It takes only one drink to get me drunk the trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old. George Burns
I takes only one drink to get me drunk. The trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or the fourteenth. George Burns
Being a living legend is better than being a dead legend. George Burns