Mason Cooley Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Mason Cooley quotes, Mason Cooley sayings, and Mason Cooley proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

In retirement, only money and symptoms are consequential. Mason Cooley
Retirement is a one-way trip to insignificance. Mason Cooley
Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth. Mason Cooley
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. Mason Cooley
Reading gives us someplace to go when we have to stay where we are. Mason Cooley
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. Mason Cooley
Compassion brings us to a stop, and for a moment we rise above ourselves. Mason Cooley
As equality increases, so does the number of people struggling for predominance. Mason Cooley
Lust and greed are more gullible than innocence. Mason Cooley
Excuses change nothing, but make everyone feel better. Mason Cooley
Vacations prove that a life of pleasure is overrated. Mason Cooley
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. Mason Cooley
In the theater of confusion, knowing the location of the exits is what counts. Mason Cooley
Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating. Mason Cooley
For many, immaturity is an ideal, not a defect. Mason Cooley
Psychology keeps trying to vindicate human nature. History keeps undermining the effort. Mason Cooley
The lonely become either thoughtful or empty. Mason Cooley
Regret for wasted time is more wasted time. Mason Cooley
My mind is led astray by every faint rustle. Mason Cooley
Denial of one appetite sharpens the others. Mason Cooley
Withhold admiration from a narcissist and be disliked. Give it and be treated with indifference. Mason Cooley
Narcissus weeps to find that his Image does not return his love. Mason Cooley
A: What is the meaning of life? B: I know, but I won't tell you. Mason Cooley
Self-pity dries up our sympathy for others. Mason Cooley
A free spirit must be able to surmount anxiety time after time. Mason Cooley
Old age: I fall asleep during the funerals of my friends. Mason Cooley
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge Mason Cooley
Irony regards every simple truth as a challenge. Mason Cooley
Clothes make a statement. Costumes tell a story. Mason Cooley
Nothing more cheerful than talking about our friend's shortcomings. Mason Cooley