Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Mason Cooley quotes, Mason Cooley sayings, and Mason Cooley proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.Mason Cooley
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Death promises nothing-not even oblivion.Mason Cooley
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Oblivion waits without beckoning or threatening.Mason Cooley
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The ninety percent of human experience that does not fit into established narrative patterns falls into oblivion.Mason Cooley
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Our detachments move us toward freedom and death.Mason Cooley
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Good manners can render even virtue tolerable.Mason Cooley
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Pessimists fear becoming the dupes of Hope. Optimists enjoy Hope's company, and consider being duped no great matter.Mason Cooley
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Malice is always authentic and sincere.Mason Cooley
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The lion cares less about being king of the beasts than about finding his dinner.Mason Cooley
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The unhappy are prisoners of a single round of thought.Mason Cooley
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The popping of bubblegum discourages the most determined lecher.Mason Cooley
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Cruelty is softened by fear, not pity.Mason Cooley
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The laughter of the aphorism is sometimes triumphant, but seldom carefree.Mason Cooley
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Aphorisms may equivocate, but they must not wobble.Mason Cooley
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A budget takes the fun out of money.Mason Cooley
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Swindlers are notoriously gullible.Mason Cooley
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Helplessness is a mighty power.Mason Cooley
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Some live in a state of passionate indecision.Mason Cooley
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If we think about the obvious long enough, it dissolves.Mason Cooley
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Denial of one appetite sharpens the others.Mason Cooley
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Eternity eludes us, even as a thought.Mason Cooley
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Existence is not a mystery unless you think it has a meaning.Mason Cooley
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The self-righteous feel no need to be charming, and thus double their offensiveness.Mason Cooley
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The self-righteous rule out the possibility that they are what has gone wrong.Mason Cooley
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Affection reproaches, but does not denounce.Mason Cooley
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When you feel protective toward your parents, you have become an adult.Mason Cooley
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Forget what hurt you but never forget what it thaught you.Mason Cooley
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Many think that assigning blame settles matters.Mason Cooley
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Glamour looks eloquent but seldom talks.Mason Cooley
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Glamour is about feeling good in your own skin.Mason Cooley