Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Mason Cooley quotes, Mason Cooley sayings, and Mason Cooley proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The doctrine of the immortality of the soul has more threat than comfort.Mason Cooley
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Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.Mason Cooley
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Doubt is long-winded. Certainty is brief.Mason Cooley
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Acknowledge your limitations or they will tyrannize over you.Mason Cooley
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The limitations of pleasure cannot be overcome by more pleasure.Mason Cooley
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A skyscraper is a boast in glass and steel.Mason Cooley
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Unlike the ambiguity of life, the ambiguity of language does reach a limit.Mason Cooley
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Idleness makes people feeble and peevish. Work makes them stalwart and prone to anger.Mason Cooley
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Worried about being a dull fellow? You might develop your talent for being irritating. Mason Cooley
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Retirement requires the invention of a new hedonism, not a return to the hedonism of youth.Mason Cooley
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Nudity is the costume of lovers and corpses.Mason Cooley
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In the city, nudity means something; in the wild, it just exists.Mason Cooley
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To learn a vocation, you also have to learn the frauds it practices and the promises it breaks.Mason Cooley
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An academic dialect is perfected when its terms are hard to understand and refer only to one another. Mason Cooley
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Promiscuity turns sex into a sport, like arm-wrestling.Mason Cooley
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Promiscuity is like never reading past the first page. Monogamy is like reading the same book over and over.Mason Cooley
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Complainers change their complaints, but they never reduce the amount of time spent in complaining.Mason Cooley
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The idealist regards facts as provisional.Mason Cooley
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An adolescent is both an impulsive child and a self-starting adult.Mason Cooley
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Documents create a paper reality we call proof.Mason Cooley
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After an argument, silence may mean acceptance or the continuation of resistance by other means.Mason Cooley
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To remain mysterious, say little and do nothing.Mason Cooley
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A sympathetic look always makes me feel sorry for myself.Mason Cooley
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If suffering brought wisdom, the dentist's office would be full of luminous ideas.Mason Cooley
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The irrational may be attractive in the abstract, but not in cab drives, dinner guests, or elderly relatives.Mason Cooley
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Indifference creates an artificial peace.Mason Cooley
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Indifference is an excellent substitute for patience.Mason Cooley
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Astrology: do we make a hullabaloo among the stars, or do they make a hullabaloo down here?Mason Cooley
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Without civilization, we would not turn into animals, but vegetables.Mason Cooley