Milk Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old milk quotes, milk sayings, and milk proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

If you want milk, don't sit on a stool in the middle of a field in the hope that a cow will back up to you. Richard Branson
Drinking your milk and talking at the same time may result in your having to be patted on the back and dried for quite a long time afterwords. A A Milne
You can only milk a cow so long, then you're left holding the pail. Hank Aaron
Milk which is just about to turn is akin to that moment spent on the cusp of failure in a dulled and fettered relationship. Matt Roper
Sometimes a milk mustache is just a milk mustache. Jesse Peyronel
Cows' milk also is poor in iron, and certain forms of cows' milk cause blood and thus iron loss from the gastrointestinal tract. Iron-fortified cereal-based complementary foods – infant cereals – are recommended to supply the iron needs of older infants. Richard Theuer
Every time you have a glass of cow milk, some calf is not. Gary Yourofsky
Milk is the only juice in a world of cows. Munia Khan
Milk without fat is like nonalcoholic Scotch. Andy Rooney
Black milk of daybreak we drink it at sundown. Paul Celan
Milk every moment for all the pleasure you can get from it. Esther Hicks
The supply of the milk of human kindness was short by several gallons P. G. Wodehouse
The milk chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hand. Advertising Slogans
Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer. Arnold Schwarzenegger
When the milk of human kindness turns sour, it is a singularly unpalatable draught. Agnes Repplier
You can milk a cow the wrong way once and still be a farmer, but vote the wrong way on a water tower and you can be in trouble. John F Kennedy
Milk is about helping guys feel good about their skin and relaxed about taking care of it. Michael Klim
The cow is of the bovine ilk; one end is moo, the other milk. Ogden Nash
Cheese is milk's leap towards immortality. Clifton Fadiman
Milk should be refrigerated even before opening. Andy Kindler
As the cream abandons the milk from which it took its life, and rises to the top and rides there, so men, because they are richer than those around about them, separate themselves, and all mankind below them they regard as skim milk. Henry Ward Beecher
Everybody can digest milk when they're little. Carl Zimmer
Never cry over spilt milk, because it may have been poisoned. W C Fields
Cows' milk protein may be the single most significant chemical carcinogen to which humans are exposed. T. Colin Campbell
Coconut milk is the only thing on this planet that comes identically to mother's milk. Dick Gregory
Our milk chocolate is very chocolaty. In fact, we don't call it milk chocolate - we call it milky chocolate. Alain Ducasse
Milk many cows but make your own butter. Erwin W Lutzer
Every time you drink a glass of milk or eat a piece of cheese, you harm a mother. Please go vegan. Gary L. Francione
Milk has calcium in it. This can help you grow healthy teeth and bones. John Malam
Milk is really a product of culture. From the moment of expression, milk enters a matrix of human contrivance. Simply defining what people believed milk to be in the past is a tricky task. Deborah Valenze