Milk Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old milk quotes, milk sayings, and milk proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

What we now think of as milk is really a shifting combination of many perspectives, some of them residing in the mentalities of local cultures, rooted in beliefs that have been around for a very long time. Deborah Valenze
Milk, a liquid associated with kindness and love, has never been free from conflict throughout history. Deborah Valenze
The difference between a cow and a baby is that a cow drinks water to make milk while a baby drinks milk. Evan Esar
The land of milk and honey has its drawbacks: you can get kicked another man who is always by a cow and stung by a bee forging his way ahead is the counterfeiter. Evan Esar
You can tell it's the Christmas season. Stores are selling off their expired milk as eggnog. Bathroom Readers' Institute
I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple. Calvin
Think what a better world it would be if we all, the whole world, had cookies and milk about three o'clock every afternoon and the lay down on our own blankets for a nap. Barbara Jordan
Milk meant survival, replenishment, and fecundity. Deborah Valenze
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk. Rita Rudner
A boxer's diet should be low in fat and high in proteins and sugar. Therefore you should eat plenty of lean meat, milk, leafy vegetables, and fresh fruit and ice cream for sugar. Gene Tunney
There's no such thing as soy milk. It's soy juice. Lewis Black
I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose. Woody Allen
Knowledge is a sacred cow, and my problem will be how we can milk her while keeping clear of her horns. Albert Szent Gyorgyi
It is not well for a man to pray cream and live skim milk. Henry Ward Beecher
You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. Armir
When cows laugh, does milk come out of their noses? Jeff Marder
Last night I had a typical cholesterol-free dinner: baked squash, skimmed milk and gelatin. I'm sure this will not make me live any longer, but I know it's going to seem longer. Groucho Marx
No use crying over spilt milk just let the cat in. Joseph Julius Bonkowski
The main component of milk, which has a major impact on its nutritional value, is protein. Academic Press
Milk proteins are a heterogeneous group of compounds that differ in composition and properties. Academic Press
The major carbohydrate fraction in milk is lactose. Academic Press
Milk is an important source of mineral substances, especially calcium, phosphorus, sodium, potassium, chloride, iodine and magnesium. Academic Press
Milk far serves as an energy source, acts as a solvent for fat-soluble vitamins, and provides essential fatty acids. Academic Press
Both condensed and evaporated milk may be used in cookery. U.S. Department of Agriculture Farmer's Bulletin NO.1359
Dried milk is the solids of milk from which practically all the water has been removed. U.S. Department of Agriculture Farmer's Bulletin NO.1359
A safe, abundant milk supply is recognized as an important factor in our national welfare. U.S. Department of Agriculture Farmer's Bulletin NO.1359
Milk supplies in particularly convenient and usable form materials that children need if they are to develop strong. normal bodies. U.S. Department of Agriculture Farmer's Bulletin NO.1359
Cow's milk is no better than that of some other animals. U.S. Department of Agriculture Farmer's Bulletin NO.1359
Soon after consumption of milk, a general mild tranquilizing effect can be felt. Marion Eugene Ensminger
Several studies have shown that populations consuming small amounts of milk have a higher incidence of stomach cancer that populations that consume large amounts of milk. Marion Eugene Ensminger

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