Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old vodka quotes, vodka sayings, and vodka proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.
Clear as water and calorie-free too, / it’s the elixir that helps so many get through. / Life can be hard and vodka is reliable, / the versatility of this liquor is quite undeniable.Zofia Antonow
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My research shows that vodka makes great martinis, caesars, sno-cones and life choices.Trevor Haviland
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Vodka is like a warm hug for your throat.Siya Resego
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Vodka is like a drunken uncle who tells the most intriguing stories [with] perfect delivery, yet kicks you in the nuts every time he's done.James Wilbur
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Isn't it weird that vodka and water look the same . . . but man are they different.Steve Stiffler
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Red Bull and Vodka. Because you want to be wide awake for this mistake.Troy Johnson
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Vodka tastes like something you shouldn't put in your body.Babs Bouchillon
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They're professionals at this in Russia, so no matter how many Jell-O shots or Jager shooters you might have downed at college mixers, no matter how good a drinker you might think you are, don't forget that the Russians - any Russian - can drink you under the table.Anthony Bourdain
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After a cigar or a glass of vodka you are no longer Peter Sorin, but Peter Sorin plus somebody else. Your ego breaks in two: you begin to think of yourself in the third person.Anton Chekhov
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As the Siberian saying goes: One hundred versts (roughly a hundred miles) is no distance. A hundred rubles isn't worthwhile money. And a hundred grams of vodka just makes you thirsty.Farley Mowat
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Extra-dirty vodka Martinis - they're so easy to drink! I should really just drink olive juice; it'd be safer.Cecily Strong
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Vodka does not ease back pain. But it does get your mind off it.Fuzzy Zoeller
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I no longer know If I wish to drown myself in love, vodka or the sea.Franz Kafka
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Take a shot of vodka and hope for the best.Nathan Lane
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Once we hit forty, women only have about four taste buds left: one for vodka, one for wine, one for cheese, and one for chocolate.Gina Barreca
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If wine is fruit, then vodka must be a vegetable.Jann Arden
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Vodka is kind of a hobby.Betty White
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Little more vodka with a little less soda / Knows it ain't right, just for tonight / It's gonna be her way of dealing / She has mixed feelings about her drinkingMitchell Tenpenny; Jordan Walker (Walker McGuire); Andrew Albert
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I lost her eyes to a whole bunch of Pena Coladas / After a few margaritas I took all the blame / For drinking Manhattans at three in the morning I lost her / Between the vodka and gin and the beer and champagneDavid Allan Coe
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I lost a bet that our love would last forever / Sloe gin and tonic was making my heart hard to find / With two bloody Mary's I ran out of vodka this morning / Losing my chances of drinking her off of my mindDavid Allan Coe
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I even stoop to an icy vodka / As I feel the inevitable / battle creep nearer and nearer / Chip! Chip! / Arms control poseurC. Scanlon; Mark E Smith; S. Wolstencroft
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He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink / He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink / He sings the songs that remind him of the good times / He sings the songs that remind him of the best timesJudith Abbott; Nigel Hunter; Paul Greco; Louise Watts; Alice Nutter; Darren Hamer