Anonymous Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it. Anonymous
Spouse: someone who'll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you'd stayed single. Anonymous
If you are 15 minutes early, you are on time. If you are on time, you are late and if you are late, you didn't want to be there. Anonymous
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years Anonymous
Its sad how many emotionless people there are out there and how they don't care when they hurt others, they'll never understand how it feels. Anonymous
Your emotions are powerful when you use them the right way. That's why emotionless people won't be all they could be. Anonymous
Don't let emotionless people into their emo state. Because it will be the most enormous emo people you will know Anonymous
Emotionless people are not emotionless from the beginning they just disappointed and hurt very strongly by who they love. Anonymous
Yoga is the martial art of the soul, and the opponent is the strongest you have ever faced: your ego. Anonymous
A messy kitchen is a sign of happiness. Anonymous
On your special day, I pray that God will continue to warm your heart and lift your spirits while granting you peace and serenity on this very special day of yours. Anonymous
Celebrate life. Celebrate happiness. Celebrate your birthday. Celebrate that God gives all this to you. Anonymous
God couldn't be everywhere. So he sent a few of his chosen angels on earth. You are one of them. Happy Birthday. Anonymous
Once a year we celebrate the gift of life that Lord has given us. Happy Birthday to the brightest star in our life. Anonymous
May God grant strength for every challenge, fulfillment in every adventure and blessings all year long. Happy Birthday. Anonymous
May Lord bless you abundantly because a sweetheart like you deserves the best! Have a glorious and memorable Birthday! Anonymous
May the Almighty Bless you with many more birthdays to come. May each birthday be better than the previous one. Happy Birthday to you. Anonymous
Only girls with long hair will understand the nervous feeling when you're near someone with scissors. Anonymous
Color outside the lines, let yourself daydream, agree with your imagination and laugh at the rules. Anonymous
Nannies create an impact that is unforgettable. Anonymous
Nanny always knows how to put a smile on our faces. Anonymous
A nanny is precious and important to every child. Anonymous
You never know what makes some people tick until they begin to unwind. Anonymous
Wedding rings: the world's smallest handcuffs. Anonymous
If the water doesnt evaporate, Your shower isn't hot enough. Anonymous
Taking 30 minutes to shower because you like to stand there, under the hot water, just thinking about life.. Anonymous
People who claim that they don't pee in the shower can't be trusted. Anonymous
Taking a shower is awesome, it makes you feel nice and clean, makes you sound like a great singer, and helps you make all of life's decisions. Anonymous
It's better to speak your mind and tell the truth, than to stay quiet and lie to yourself. Anonymous
You cannot taste me, until you undress me. Sincerely, banana. Anonymous