Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Phyllis Diller quotes, Phyllis Diller sayings, and Phyllis Diller proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered.Phyllis Diller
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn’t afford. Then I want to move in with them.Phyllis Diller
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.Phyllis Diller
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I don't know how you feel about old age, but in my case, I didn't see it coming. It hit me in the rear.Phyllis Diller
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We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.Phyllis Diller
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.Phyllis Diller
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: Set the kitchen timer for 20 minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.Phyllis Diller
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My recipe for dealing with anger and frustration: Set the kitchen timer for 20 minutes, cry, rant, and rave, and at the sound of the bell, simmer down and go about business as usual.Phyllis Diller
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I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them.Phyllis Diller
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I should have suspected my husband was lazy. On our wedding day, his mother told me 'I'm not losing a son; I'm gaining a couch.'Phyllis Diller