Robert Orben Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Robert Orben quotes, Robert Orben sayings, and Robert Orben proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert Orben
A compliment is verbal sunshine. Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. Robert Orben
Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world. Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success. Robert Orben
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet. Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. Robert Orben
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
Do your kids a favor-don't have any. Robert Orben
I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food. Robert Orben
If you can laugh together, you can work together. Robert Orben
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. Robert Orben
Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals. Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success. Robert Orben
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. Robert Orben
A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence. Robert Orben
Individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben
Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence. Robert Orben
Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get. Robert Orben
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work. Robert Orben
For a real quick energy boost, nothing beats having the boss walk in. Robert Orben
I think all auto mechanics go to the same school— Shaft U. Robert Orben
Did you hear about the automobile mechanic who bought a hospital and he's making a fortune? If you bring in your wife for an operation, they give you a loaner. Robert Orben