Robert Orben Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Robert Orben quotes, Robert Orben sayings, and Robert Orben proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Maybe you know my boss. He's the one who expects a maximum effort for a minimum wage. Robert Orben
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Robert Orben
Remember when it was Superman who was faster than a speeding bullet? Now it's anybody who gets out of Central Park. Robert Orben
A nervous breakdown shows you care. Robert Orben
A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success. Robert Orben
Behind every kid who completes four years of college there stand two parents who are also graduating—magna cum bankrupt. Robert Orben