Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Robert Orben quotes, Robert Orben sayings, and Robert Orben proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.Robert Orben
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A compliment is verbal sunshine.Robert Orben
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.Robert Orben
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.Robert Orben
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.Robert Orben
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If you can laugh together, you can work togetherRobert Orben
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.Robert Orben
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.Robert Orben
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Fathers, be good to your daughters. You are the god and the weight of her world.Robert Orben
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.Robert Orben
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The best birthdays of all are those that haven't arrived yet.Robert Orben
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.Robert Orben
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.Robert Orben
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.Robert Orben
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Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.Robert Orben
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Do your kids a favor-don't have any.Robert Orben
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I always wondered why babies spend so much time sucking their thumbs. Then I tasted baby food.Robert Orben
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If you can laugh together, you can work together.Robert Orben
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There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.Robert Orben
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Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.Robert Orben
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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that individuality is the key to success.Robert Orben
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A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in.Robert Orben
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A sigh is an amplifier for people who suffer in silence.Robert Orben
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Individuality' is the key to success.Robert Orben
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Anybody with a good sense of humor is one-up on their competition. We respond to somebody who has the ability to make us laugh. It's a bonding influence.Robert Orben
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Old people shouldn’t eat health foods. They need all the preservatives they can get.Robert Orben
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Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I’m not there, I go to work.Robert Orben
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For a real quick energy boost, nothing beats having the boss walk in. Robert Orben
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I think all auto mechanics go to the same school— Shaft U.Robert Orben
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Did you hear about the automobile mechanic who bought a hospital and he's making a fortune? If you bring in your wife for an operation, they give you a loaner.Robert Orben
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