Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Steven Wright quotes, Steven Wright sayings, and Steven Wright proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.Steven Wright
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I was trying to daydream but my mind kept wandering. Steven Wright
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no canvas, I just think about it. Steven Wright
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You can't have everything. Where would you put it?Steven Wright
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I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights, so it looks like I'm the only one moving.Steven Wright
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Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.Steven Wright
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I've been doing a lot of abstract painting lately, extremely abstract. No brush, no paint, no canvas, I just think about it.Steven Wright
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I went to a restaurant that served 'breakfast at any time.' I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.Steven Wright