Will Rogers Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Will Rogers quotes, Will Rogers sayings, and Will Rogers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Don't gamble; take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it. Will Rogers
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it in your back pocket. Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing. Will Rogers
The best way out of a difficulty is through it. Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts. Will Rogers
When everybody has got money they cut taxes, and when they're broke they raise 'em. That's statesmanship of the highest order. Will Rogers
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. Will Rogers
Popularity is the easiest thing in the world to gain and it is the hardest thing to hold Will Rogers
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. Will Rogers
Communism is like prohibition, it is a good idea, but it won't work. Will Rogers
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. They can't ask their patients what is the matter - they've got to just know. Will Rogers
The budget is a mythical bean bag. Congress votes mythical beans into it, and then tries to reach in and pull real beans out. Will Rogers
One way to solve the traffic problem is to keep all the cars that are not paid for off the streets. Will Rogers
There's a simple solution to our traffic problems. We'll have business build the roads, and government build the cars. Will Rogers
Outside of traffic, there is nothing that has held this country back as much as committees. Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. Will Rogers
In time of crisis people want to know that you care, more than they care what you know Will Rogers
We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others. Will Rogers
A debt is just as hard for a Government to pay as it is for an individual. No debt ever comes due at a good time. Borrowing is the only thing that seems handy all the time. Will Rogers
Polo, racing and horse shows all are doing great work to help the farmer and rancher to raise better horses. Will Rogers
A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries. Will Rogers
When you are satisfied, you are successful. For that's all there is to success is satisfaction. Will Rogers
Half our life is spent trying to find something to do with the time we have rushed through life trying to save. Will Rogers
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans. Will Rogers
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. Will Rogers
The best way out of a difficulty is through it. Will Rogers