Will Rogers Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Will Rogers quotes, Will Rogers sayings, and Will Rogers proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Every day you meet a delegation going to some convention to try and change the way of somebody else's life. Will Rogers
Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff. Will Rogers
Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like. Will Rogers
Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else. Will Rogers
Everything is changing. People are taking the comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke. Will Rogers
Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers
The fellow that can only see a week ahead is always the popular fellow, for he is looking with the crowd. But the one that can see years ahead, he has a telescope but he can't make anybody believe that he has it. Will Rogers
Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment. Will Rogers
Never miss a good chance to shut up. Will Rogers
We are always yapping about the 'Good Old Days' and how we look back and enjoy it, but I tell you there is a lot of hooey to it. There is a whole lot of all our past lives that wasn't so hot. Will Rogers
In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing. Will Rogers Will Rogers
In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in the Olympics in the day time. Will Rogers
A conference is just an admission that you want somebody to join you in your troubles. Will Rogers
Spinnin' a rope is fun if your neck ain't in it Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion Will Rogers
Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you do not know when it is through if you are a crook or a martyr. Will Rogers
If you feel the urge, don't be afraid to go on a wild goose chase. What do you think wild geese are for anyway? Will Rogers
Prohibition is better than no liquor at all. Will Rogers
You never know how much a man can't remember until he is called as a witness. Will Rogers
An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh. Will Rogers
There is something about riding on a prancing horse that makes you feel like something, even when you aint worth a thing Will Rogers
If this depression stays with us, the loser Tuesday is going to be the winner. Will Rogers
A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth. Will Rogers
Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like. Will Rogers
Eventually you reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it. Will Rogers
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn’t still be a farmer. Will Rogers
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. Will Rogers
Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers
Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there. Will Rogers