Whiskey Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old whiskey quotes, whiskey sayings, and whiskey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Whiskey will always be a part of my life. Artie Lange
It is true that whisky improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. Robert Black
Courage is a vitamin best swallowed with whiskey. Jarod Kintz
My favorite drink is a cocktail of carrot juice and whiskey. I am always drunk but I can see for miles. Roy 'Chubby' Brown
He told me I had to have a whiskey every day to get better. Peter Cole
Whiskey makes my baby, feel a little frisky. Luke Bryan
For God's sake bring me a large Scotch. What a bloody awful country. Reginald Maudling
The true pioneer of civilization is not the newspaper, not religion, not the railroad but whiskey! Mark Twain
Give an Irishman lager for a month and he's a dead man. An Irishman's stomach is lined with copper, and the beer corrodes it. But whiskey polishes the copper and is the saving of him. Mark Twain
We got more provisions for our whiskey than the same money, which we paid for the liquor, would have bought; so after all it proved a very profitable investment. Buffalo Bill
Love makes the world go round? Not at all. Whiskey makes it go round twice as fast. Compton Mackenzie
I like my whisky old and my women young. Errol Flynn
Whisky making is an act of cooperation between the blessings of nature and the wisdom of man. Masataka Taketsuru
When life hands you lemons, make whisky sours. W. C. Fields
The water was not fit to drink. To make it palatable, we had to add whisky. By diligent effort, I learned to like it. Winston Churchill
When asked for his hangover cure, I take the juice of two bottles of whisky. Dean Martin
Whiskey is carried into committee rooms in demijohns and carried out in demagogues. Mark Twain
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already. Tommy Cooper
There is no such thing as a bad whisky. Some whiskies just happen to be better than others. William Faulkner
Whiskey, like a beautiful woman, demands appreciation. You gaze first, then it's time to drink. Haruki Murakami
Brown has an inordinate taste for whiskey. Sharon Rose
The whiskey on your breath could make a small boy dizzy;But I hung on like death:Such waltzing was not easy. Theodore Roethke
What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for. Irish Proverb
I contented myself with whiskey, for medicinal purposes. It helped numb my various aches and pains. Not that the alcohol actually reduced the pain, it just gave the pain a life of its own, apart from mine. Haruki Murakami
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. W. C. Fields
A good gulp of hot whiskey at bedtime it's not very scientific, but it helps. Alexander Fleming
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. Jerry Vale
Whiskey has killed more men than bullets, but most men would rather be full of whiskey than bullets. What I like in a good author is not what he says, but what he whispers. Logan Pearsall Smith
Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making. Thomas Jefferson
Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough. Mark Twain