Whiskey Sayings and Quotes
Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old whiskey quotes, whiskey sayings, and whiskey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
He'd been drinking whisky from a beer glass, which he held by its handle in a fist the size of a mutton roast.
Loren D. Estleman
Some of you say that religion makes people happy, so does whisky.
The light music of whisky falling into glasses made an agreeable interlude.
Tell me what brand of whiskey that Grant drinks. I would like to send a barrel of it to my other generals.
Fear can be headier than whiskey, once man has acquired a taste for it.
Whiskey is all right in its place but its place is hell.
I like whiskey. I always did, and that is why I never drink it.
Robert E. Lee
I know some who are constantly drunk on books as other men are drunk on whiskey.
Never cry over spilt milk. It could've been whiskey.
Logic, like whiskey, loses its beneficial effect when taken in too large quantities.
Whiskey is for drinking; water is for fighting over.
While I can't walk on water, I can certainly wobble on whisky.
Whisky is liquid sunshine.
George Bernard Shaw
There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others.
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
The second whiskey is always my favorite. From the third on, it no longer has any taste. It's just something to pour into your stomach.
God invented whiskey to keep the Irish from ruling the world.
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.
W. C. Fields
Never delay kissing a pretty girl or opening a bottle of whiskey.
Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if the women don't get you then the whiskey must.
I wish to live to 150 years old, but the day I die, I wish it to be with a cigarette in one hand and a glass of whiskey in the other.
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
So long as the presence of death lurks with anyone who goes through the simple act of swallowing, I will make mine whiskey.
W. C. Fields
In those days the best painkiller was ice. It wasn't addictive and it was particularly effective if you poured some whiskey over it.
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and likes to see us happy.
Sometimes the Bible in the hand of one man is worse than a whiskey bottle in the hand of another.
There's no trouble in this world so serious that it can't be cured with a hot bath, a glass of whiskey, and the Book of Common Prayer.
Hormones were as potent as whiskey, and twice as sneaky.
There were happy days, with watermelon, and sad days of whiskey.
An old stomach reforms more whiskey drinkers than a new resolve.