Whiskey Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old whiskey quotes, whiskey sayings, and whiskey proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.

Religion is like an ice cold whiskey on a hot day. Ernest Hemingway
Whiskey just naturally likes me but beer likes me better. Langston Hughes
Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of whiskey, and a dog to eat the rare steak. Johnny Carson
Whenever someone asks me if I want water with my scotch, I say, I'm thirsty, not dirty. Joe E. Lewis
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than he used to drink when he was single. H. L. Mencken
My own experience has been that the tools I need for my trade are paper, tobacco, food, and a little whisky. William Faulkner