George Carlin Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old George Carlin quotes, George Carlin sayings, and George Carlin proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

The caterpillar does all the work, but the butterfly gets all the publicity. George Carlin
People get all upset about torture, but when you get right down to it, it's really a pretty good way of finding out something a person doesn't want you to know. George Carlin
Tell people there's an invisible man in the sky who created the universe, and the vast majority will believe you. Tell them the paint is wet, and they have to touch it to be sure. George Carlin

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