Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Woody Allen quotes, Woody Allen sayings, and Woody Allen proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
I can't even take a leap of faith to believe in my own existence.Woody Allen
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I hate the beach, I hate the sun, I'm pale and I'm a redhead. I don't tan— I stroke.Woody Allen
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I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.Woody Allen
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Isn't all mankind ultimately executed for a crime it never committed? Woody Allen
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I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose.Woody Allen
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The study of economy usually shows us that the best time for purchase was last year.Woody Allen
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There's nothing wrong with you that a little Prozac and a polo mallet can't cure.Woody Allen
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A comedy, for me, has the quality of being a little dessert, a diversion...The real meat and potatoes are serious films.Woody Allen
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With comedy, you can buy yourself out of the problems of life and diffuse them. In tragedy, you must confront them and it is painful.Woody Allen
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Comedy films are unlike other films; What's important in a comedy is the content of the shot, not the shot itself.Woody Allen
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When you do comedy, you're not sitting at the grown-up's table, you're sitting at the children's table.Woody Allen
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There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?Woody Allen
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On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.Woody Allen
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Sentence structure is innate but whining is acquired.Woody Allen
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Woody Allen
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A relationship, I think, is like a dead shark. You know, it has to constantly move forward or it dies, and I think what we got on our hands is a dead shark.Woody Allen
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.Woody Allen
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My only regret in life is that I'm not someone else.Woody Allen
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I wanted to collaborate because, you know, I get lonely.Woody Allen
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Money is better than poverty, if only for financial reasons.Woody Allen
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Eighty percent of success is showing up.Woody Allen
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My parents are from Brooklyn, which is the heart of the Old World. They're very stable, down-to-earth people who don't approve of divorce. Their values in life are God and carpeting.Woody Allen
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Summing up, it is clear the future holds great opportunities. It also holds pitfalls. The trick will be to avoid the pitfalls, seize the opportunities, and get back home by six o'clock.Woody Allen
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Eternity is boring, particular towards the end. Woody Allen