Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Students don't care how much you know until they know how much you care.Anonymous
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Teaching is the one profession that creates all other professions.Anonymous
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Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a brighter day.Anonymous
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About studying: I believe the word studying was made from two words students dying.Anonymous
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I believe the word studying was derived from the words students dying.Anonymous
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Don't let someone else catch your dreams. You be the dream catcher.Anonymous
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I'm not lazy, I'm just very relaxed.Anonymous
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Yesterday I did nothing and today I'm finishing what I did yesterday.Anonymous
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I love my job only when I'm on vacation.Anonymous
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If I won the award for laziness, I would send somebody to pick it up for me.Anonymous
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You can give without loving, but you can never love without giving.Anonymous
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Love is a gift worth giving, sometimes you just give more than you revive.Anonymous
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There's no buddy like a brother.Anonymous
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Brothers are like streetlights along the road, they don't make distance any shorter but they light up the path and make the walk worthwhile.Anonymous
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The great thing about television is that if something important happens anywhere in the world, day or night, you can always change the channel.Anonymous
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If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel.Anonymous
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Stress is when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet.Anonymous
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Dad. Remembering you is easy, I do it every day. Missing you is the heartache that never goes away.Anonymous
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Frogs have it made, they get to eat what bugs them.Anonymous
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Happiness is a grateful spirit, an optimistic attitude, and a heart full of love.Anonymous
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Open your arms and welcome the joy of today!Anonymous
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Joy is unlimited, because each shining thought of love
extends its being and creates more of itself.Anonymous
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Brush your teeth everyday, To keep dentist away.Anonymous
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A dentist gets to the root of the problem.Anonymous
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Smile, it lets your teeth breathe.Anonymous
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God is like a barber: don't expect him to give you a haircut, you must first get at his barbershop.Anonymous
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Play is the beginning of knowledge.Anonymous
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Science has now determined there is a direct relationship between the way the ball bounces and the cookie crumbles.Anonymous
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The goal of science and engineering is to build better mousetraps. The goal of nature is to build better mice.Anonymous
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Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by colour.Anonymous