Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
The best thing about being a new mom is the lower tolerance from not drinking for nine months.Anonymous
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Smile increases value of face, Anger spoils beauty of soul, faith is force of life, confidence is companion of success, so keep smiling. Good Morning have a beautiful wednesday.Anonymous
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Focus on good thoughts and good things will happen. Happy Wednesday stay positive. Think positive. Do positive a very good morning.Anonymous
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A jealous girlfriend is a faithful girlfriend, if she gets jealous its because someone has your attention, if she doesnt get jealous, its because someone else has hers.Anonymous
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You should never underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault.Anonymous
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Friends come and go, I really don't have time to be running after people.Anonymous
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Friends come and go you can't control who stays and who leaves.Anonymous
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Friends come and go, that's why I watch my back and trust only few.Anonymous
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I have a brain to think of you. Eyes to look at you. Heart to love you. Hands to comfort you. Toes to walk with you. Mouth to say I miss you and feet to kick you, if you don't miss me too.Anonymous
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Summer vacation: where you drink triple, see double and act single.Anonymous
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Summer: Hair gets lighter. Skin gets darker. Water gets warmer. Drinks get colder. Music gets louder. Nights get longer. Life gets betterAnonymous
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For all those times you have inspired me. I look up to you. Have a great Boss's Day!Anonymous
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Working for you is an honor, working without you is an absolute horror. Working under you is a pleasure, an experience that I will truly treasure. Thanks boss.Anonymous
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When you own your breath, nobody can steal your peace.Anonymous
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When a woman wants a man and lusts after him, the lover need not bother to conjure up opportunities, for she will find more in an hour than we men could think of in a century.Anonymous
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Seduce my mind and you can have my body, find my soul and I'm yours forever.Anonymous
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Kids need parents, not a part-time visitor with a checkbook.Anonymous
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Co-parenting is not asking permission. It's about discussing your child's needs and wants and deciding what's best.Anonymous
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Skiing is the only sport where you spend an arm and a leg to break an arm and a leg.Anonymous
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Skiing is a dance, and the mountain always leads.Anonymous
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Stretch pants the garment that made skiing a spectator sport.Anonymous
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Lucky people get opportunities; brave people create opportunities; and winners are those that convert problems into opportunities.Anonymous
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Winners know they are not perpect. They respect their weaknesses while making the most of their strenghts.Anonymous
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Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean i'll miss you until we meet again!Anonymous
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Deployment keeps us apart but love keeps us together.Anonymous
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Deployment tears your heart in two, only reconnected at homecoming.Anonymous
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If love can't cure it, nurses can.Anonymous
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At 16 the world is yours to have. You can do, you can be, anything you put your mind to.Anonymous
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Sweet 16 is the moment of truth when girls mature from there childish youthsAnonymous
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Chemie ist nicht nur, wenn es stinkt und kracht. Chemistry is not just, when it stinks and bangs.Anonymous