Anonymous Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

I'm a single father, does that mean I can celebrate mothers day too? Anonymous
I can make the bacon, fry it up, braid some hair and catch the football game. All at the same time. I'm superman because I have to be. And it's the highest honor of my life. I'm proud to be a single dad. Anonymous
When your daughter sees other girls having mother-daughter time and she's wondering where hers is, it can break even the manliest men. Anonymous
The experience deepened my empathy and understanding of what it is to be a man and a feminist. Anonymous
If I didn't spend a few years as a single dad, my son and I probably wouldn't be as close as we are now. Anonymous
It's hard being a single father, but even harder being a child without a father. Anonymous
You are the everything parent. You get all the tears, the joy, the tantrums, the hugs, the disappointments. Anonymous
Shout out to the single father's that have also taken the role of the mother. They don't get appreciated enough for what they do. Anonymous
Blessed are the hairstylists, for they bring out the beauty in others. Anonymous
I'm a hairstylist I could tell you stories that would curl your hair. Anonymous
I play with scissors for the shear fun of it. Anonymous
When a woman walks in a room her hairstylist walks with her. Anonymous
If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe. Anonymous
Saying you only want to hear a DJ play one genre of music is like going to a restaurant saying you only want to eat cheese. Anonymous
Sisterhood is the essence of all the wisdom of the ages, distilled into a single word. You cannot see sisterhood, neither can you hear it nor taste it. But you can feel it a hundred times a day. It is a pat on the back, a smile of encouragement. It's someone to share with, to celebrate your achievements. Anonymous
My sorority sister told me that only trees were supposed to be shady. Apparently not everybody got the message. Anonymous
You don't find will power, you create it. Anonymous
Jazz music doesn't have an expiration date. Anonymous
Jazz is an open ended music designed for open minds. Anonymous
Rugby League is a war without the frills. Anonymous
Time heals all wounds but it doesn't change who somebody is. Stop going back to pain. Anonymous
Time heals everything in life, be patient and everything will be alright. Anonymous
Time flies. Time waits for no man. time heals all wounds. All of us want more time. Time to stand up. Time to grow up. Time to let go. Anonymous
Some days you eat salads and go do yoga, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balance Anonymous
If you fall, I'll be there. - mat Anonymous
I do Yoga to relieve stress... Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pants Anonymous
Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon. Anonymous
The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it. Anonymous
The giraffe stood tall and proud with its long neck. The giraffe was covered in a beautiful yellow and orange mosaic style pattern. The giraffe stood next to its baby. The baby was short with shaking spindly legs which shook every time it took a step. Anonymous
At 40, your idea of weight lifting is standing up. Anonymous