Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
I'm a single father, does that mean I can celebrate mothers day too?Anonymous
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I can make the bacon, fry it up, braid some hair and catch the football game. All at the same time. I'm superman because I have to be. And it's the highest honor of my life. I'm proud to be a single dad.Anonymous
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When your daughter sees other girls having mother-daughter time and she's wondering where hers is, it can break even the manliest men.Anonymous
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The experience deepened my empathy and understanding of what it is to be a man and a feminist.Anonymous
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If I didn't spend a few years as a single dad, my son and I probably wouldn't be as close as we are now.Anonymous
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It's hard being a single father, but even harder being a child without a father.Anonymous
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You are the everything parent. You get all the tears, the joy, the tantrums, the hugs, the disappointments.Anonymous
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Shout out to the single father's that have also taken the role of the mother. They don't get appreciated enough for what they do.Anonymous
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Blessed are the hairstylists, for they bring out the beauty in others.Anonymous
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I'm a hairstylist I could tell you stories that would curl your hair.Anonymous
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I play with scissors for the shear fun of it.Anonymous
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When a woman walks in a room her hairstylist walks with her.Anonymous
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If you ever start taking things too seriously, just remember that we are talking monkeys on an organic spaceship flying through the universe.Anonymous
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Saying you only want to hear a DJ play one genre of music is like going to a restaurant saying you only want to eat cheese.Anonymous
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Sisterhood is the essence of all the wisdom of the ages, distilled into a single word. You cannot see sisterhood, neither can you hear it nor taste it. But you can feel it a hundred times a day. It is a pat on the back, a smile of encouragement. It's someone to share with, to celebrate your achievements.Anonymous
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My sorority sister told me that only trees were supposed to be shady. Apparently not everybody got the message.Anonymous
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You don't find will power, you create it.Anonymous
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Jazz music doesn't have an expiration date.Anonymous
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Jazz is an open ended music designed for open minds.Anonymous
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Rugby League is a war without the frills.Anonymous
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Time heals all wounds but it doesn't change who somebody is. Stop going back to pain.Anonymous
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Time heals everything in life, be patient and everything will be alright.Anonymous
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Time flies. Time waits for no man. time heals all wounds. All of us want more time. Time to stand up. Time to grow up. Time to let go.Anonymous
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Some days you eat salads and go do yoga, some days you eat cupcakes and refuse to put on pants. It's called balanceAnonymous
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If you fall, I'll be there. - matAnonymous
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I do Yoga to relieve stress... Just kidding I drink wine in yoga pantsAnonymous
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Yoga. Because punching people is frowned upon.Anonymous
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The best way to show a giraffe your love is to knit a scarf for it.Anonymous
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The giraffe stood tall and proud with its long neck. The giraffe was covered in a beautiful yellow and orange mosaic style pattern. The giraffe stood next to its baby. The baby was short with shaking spindly legs which shook every time it took a step.Anonymous
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At 40, your idea of weight lifting is standing up.Anonymous