Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
Pisceans may get their feelings hurt easily because to them, there are no emotional boundaries. They feel practically everything.Anonymous
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A pisces hates being under pressure,and feeling worthless to those they care about.Anonymous
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Virgos are very cautious when entering new relationships. They want to be sure they are making the right decision.Anonymous
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Aquarius think about all of their options fully before making a decision, and will worry nonstop in hopes that they made the right one.Anonymous
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Marching band is life. The marching band brings about memories that you would never get anywhere else.Anonymous
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Marching band, the sport for intelligent people.Anonymous
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Marching band, sacrificing all respect from your peers so that you get to wear funny hats.Anonymous
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I am afraid that being around a couple as sweet as you will make me diabetic. Happy first anniversary.Anonymous
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Since first impressions are the last impressions, be sure to celebrate your first anniversary as if it is the most important anniversary of your life. Happy first anniversary.Anonymous
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If I had my life to live over again, I would find you sooner so that I could love you longer. Anonymous
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The sweet innocence of your love is profound. In this regard, may maturity be never found. Happy 1st anniversary.Anonymous
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I take pride in wishing you both on your first anniversary because you are a perfect example of a happy and loving couple. Have a good one.Anonymous
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Run like you stole something.Anonymous
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On my 60th birthday my wife gave me a superb birthday present. She let me win an argument.Anonymous
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Because today, your 60th, is so special it really wouldn't do, To send one simple birthday wish to last the whole year through so this wishes happy moments, A day when dreams come true, And a year that's filled with all the things that mean the most to you.Anonymous
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I love you. You annoy me more than I ever thought possible. But I want to spend every irritating minute with you.Anonymous
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As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.Anonymous
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It's time to say goodbye, but I think goodbyes are sad and I'd much rather say hello. Hello to a new adventure.Anonymous
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Didn't know how to say farewell so I slapped him in the face and ran awayAnonymous
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90% of men kiss their wife goodbye when they leave the house. 10% kiss their house goodbye when they leave the wife.Anonymous
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Being called beautiful makes me so happy. No one ever tells me I am, but when someone does, it makes my world light up.Anonymous
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There is boy friend and then there is boyfriend that tiny little space is known as the friend zone. Dont get it twisted.Anonymous
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Dear Math, please grow up and solve your own problems, I'm tired of solving them for you.Anonymous
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Math is fun, it teaches you life and death information, like when you're cold, you should go to a corner since it's 90 degrees there.Anonymous
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When you hold a cupcake, sorrow disappears.Anonymous
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You can not buy happiness, but you can buy cupcakes. And certainly will be glad with them!Anonymous
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Balanced diet is to keep a cupcake in each hand.Anonymous
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The cupcakes make people happy.Anonymous
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Breast milk is better than any udder milk!Anonymous