Anonymous Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Anonymous quotes, Anonymous sayings, and Anonymous proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

A glass of beer shortens your life by one minute, a glass of wine by two minutes, and a day of work by seven to ten hours. Anonymous
Behind every successful man is a surprised woman Anonymous
Congratulations! Cheer's to another year of suffering and misery. Anonymous
Marriage is like a walk in the park... Jurrasic Park. Anonymous
Looking back through the years, I must have been so in love with you, Imagine, I stick with you for years. Congratulation to me. Anonymous
I didn't find out what happiness means until I got married... and then it was too late. Anonymous
When you lose someone you love, you gain an angel you know. Anonymous
Easter is a time of new life for all that we celebrate at this time of the year. Anonymous
What an Aries wants, an Aries gets. Anonymous
If you have a connection you'll know it immediately because an Aries is either into you in a big way or not at all. Anonymous
An Aries will see through your lies like glass. Anonymous
A Taurus always appears to be calm and steady even when they feel like punching in the face. Anonymous
The tighter you try to hold on to a taurus the more they will slip through your fingers. Anonymous
A taurus will resent you for years if you do not apologize to them for being wrong and absolutely proclaim that they were right all along. Anonymous
Roses are red, violets are blue, the sun is hot and so are you. Anonymous
I think I can die happy now, coz I've just seen a piece of heaven. Anonymous
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Anonymous
My parents told me angels aren't real. I used to believe them, but then I saw you. Anonymous
You remind me of my next girlfriend. Anonymous
Oops! I lost my mobile number! Could I have yours? Anonymous
You can fall from the sky, you can fall from a tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me. Anonymous
Hey beautiful! You must be tired after running all day in my mind. Anonymous
If I fall asleep texting you, it's because I didn't want to say goodbye. Anonymous
If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life. Anonymous
For my own style, I love vintage. 60's and 70's are my favorite. I love baby doll dresses and the soft colors. I try to mix a little bit of modern into that - maybe I'll wear it with boots. At my school we wear a uniform, but we have one day a week we can wear whatever we want. Anonymous
I promise to take care of you when you are old but the first time you hit me with your crane, I'll wash your dentures in toilet water. Anonymous
May your love for each other always shine brightly! Well wishes on your engagement! Anonymous
Engagement marks the apex of a relationship's love and happiness. It's all downhill from here. Congratulations. Anonymous
On this Thanksgiving day, let us be grateful that we were not born turkeys. Anonymous
Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't. Anonymous