Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
After paying for the wedding, about the only thing a father has left to give away is the bride.Evan Esar
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At a wedding the bride is usually well groomed and the groom well bridled.Evan Esar
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At a wedding, a father gives his daughter up with the reluctance, and a mother gives her up with relief.Evan Esar
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A wedding is the formality a man has to go through before going to work for a new boss.Evan Esar
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The happiest days in a movie star's life are her wedding days.Evan Esar
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There's one good thing about tight shoes: they make you forget your other troubles.Evan Esar
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If the high cost of living goes any higher, we'll be buying our shoes one at a time instead of a pair.Evan Esar
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There's nothing smaller than some women's feet, except the shoes they're in.Evan Esar
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There's nothing smaller than some women's feet, except the shoes they're in.Evan Esar
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The first thing a woman would do if she were in a man's shoes is kicking them off.Evan Esar
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What this country needs is a pair of shoes that will increase in size along with the growth of children's feet.Evan Esar
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A women's little feet usually run up a big shoe bill.Evan Esar
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Another way to find out where the shoe pinches is to foot your wife's shoe bills.Evan Esar
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A man buys shoes to fit his feet; a woman, to fit the occasion.Evan Esar
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A woman is likely to keep trying on shoes till the salesman has a fit.Evan Esar
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The woman who is shopping for shoes has no sense for the fitness of things.Evan Esar
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A woman has passed the dangerous age as soon as she starts trying on a pair of shoes for comfort.Evan Esar
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No man has ever been able to explain why a woman feels more comfortable in uncomfortable shoes than she does in comfortable ones.Evan Esar
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Liquor works two ways; it will either put you on top of the world, or under the table.Evan Esar
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A liquor store is where they collect taxes for the government and also sell liquorEvan Esar
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Liquor should not be given to the man who is given to liquor.Evan Esar
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Liquor doesn't deteriorate with age, but the man who drinks too much of it does.Evan Esar
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Get the best of liquor, but don't let liquor get the best of you.Evan Esar
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Liquor is an insiduos habit; you start out by drinking now and then, and very soon you are drinking more now than you did then.Evan Esar
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A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions.Evan Esar
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A check for liquor is not a check for liquor.Evan Esar
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Some people can handle their liquor, while others go off the handle.Evan Esar
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A check for liquor is not a check for liquor.Evan Esar
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A little liquor makes you lose your inhibitions, a lot makes you give inhibitions.Evan Esar
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An engagement ring is a piece of jewelry that usually turns a right-handed girl into a left handed one.Evan Esar
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