Evan Esar Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Some people are liars; others merely tell the truth in such a way that nobody recognizes it. Evan Esar
To be a successful liar one must have either bad character or a good memory. Evan Esar
Don't believe a liar even if you know he's telling the truth. Evan Esar
You can always tell when a pathological liar is telling the truth - his lips are not moving. Evan Esar
Cheat me once, you ought to be ashamed; cheer me twice, I ought to be ashamed. Evan Esar
Summer is the time when it's too hot to do the job that it was too cold to do last winter. Evan Esar
Winter is when you turn up the furnace to keep the house as hot as it was last summer when you turned on the air conditioner. Evan Esar
Winter is the season of the year when you always decide that you like summer best. Evan Esar
Nature is perverse: when we need heat most, she gives us winter; and when we need cold most, she gives us summer. Evan Esar
The cure love is marriage, and the cure for marriage is love again. Evan Esar
If you don't get the better of yourself, someone else will. Evan Esar
Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment. Evan Esar
The cure for love is marriage and the cure for marriage is love again. Evan Esar
The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost. Evan Esar
It's the nature of women not to love when we love them, and to love when we love them not. Evan Esar
In all this foolish world no creature is so perfect a fool as a woman--excepting always a man. Evan Esar
No one is perfect. except the man who makes a perfect fool of himself. Evan Esar
The husband who expects his wife to perfect also expects her to understand why he isn't. Evan Esar
The only perfect people are those we do not know. Evan Esar
Perfection is a mixed blessing: an imperfect friend is preferable to a perfect stranger. Evan Esar
It's strange how many animals are killed to dress the girl that's dressed to kill. Evan Esar
The happiest man on earth is the one who never knows it. Evan Esar
Happiness is the ability to avoid letting your troubles bother you any more than they bother your friends. Evan Esar
Happiness consists of not longing for the things that make us happy. Evan Esar
Some people spread happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go. Evan Esar
If it weren't for our troubles we'd never appreciate happiness. Evan Esar
Economics makes no sense; no matter how much or how little hair you have, the price of a haircut is the same. Evan Esar
Things are good for gray hair, but the best one is a sensible head. Evan Esar
Another thing about women is that they can be persuaded to do anything with their hair, except leave it alone. Evan Esar
It's what people don't know about each other that makes them such good friends. Evan Esar