Evan Esar Sayings and Quotes

Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety of sources.'

Life is a course that finally leaves you breathless from running around in circles trying to make ends meet. Evan Esar
About the time we learn how to make the most of life, most of it is gone. Evan Esar
Life is generally made up of three things: pretense, suspense. and expense. Evan Esar
Life is no laughing matter, except to the man who can laugh at his troubles. Evan Esar
Good intentions, like good eggs, soon spoil unless they are hatched. Evan Esar
The hardest task of a girl's life is to prove to a man that his intentions are really serious. Evan Esar
A person is hard up indeed who cannot get credit even for good intentions. Evan Esar
A girl doesn't have to watch the speedometer to know what her boyfriend is driving at. Evan Esar
The path to success is not paved with good intentions, but with good intentions that are carried out. Evan Esar
Repeating a mistake is sometimes excusable, but repeating the repetition never is. Evan Esar
You can always tell an eight-year-old, but you have to tell him twice. Evan Esar
The difference between opportunity and importunity is that opportunity doesn't repeat. Evan Esar
History doesn't repeat itself as often as gossip does. Evan Esar
The cure love is marriage, and the cure for marriage is love again. Evan Esar
We do not stop laughing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop laughing. Evan Esar
Half of the world doesn't see how the other half can see anything funny in what it laughs at. Evan Esar
Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry--and the world laughs harder. Evan Esar
The man who can laugh at himself never runs out of things he can laugh at. Evan Esar
The only medicine that needs no prescription, has no unpleasant taste, and costs no money is laughter. Evan Esar
Keep an open mind, but don't keep it too open or people will throw a lot of rubbish into it. Evan Esar
An open mind helps a man understand a woman, an open wallet helps a woman understand a man. Evan Esar
It is good to have an open mind, but be sure it is not open at both ends. Evan Esar
If you've given up trying to pry something open, tell a youngster not to touch it. Evan Esar
Minds are like parachutes they function only when open. Evan Esar
The less a man says the more he doesn't have to apologize. Evan Esar
Some people always finish a sentence before starting the thought. Evan Esar
There are two kinds of fools; mindful and mindless. Evan Esar
A flirt may not always be equal to the occasion, but she is always equal to the occasional. Evan Esar
When a flirt turns around to look at a man, it's only to see if he has turned around to look at her. Evan Esar
Flirtation originated with a young woman who was too impatient to wait for an introduction. Evan Esar