Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
When a teen-ager is watching television, listening to her record player, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.
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If silence is golden, a lot of people are off the gold standard.
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The only golden thing that some women dislike is silence.Evan Esar
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Silence may not be golden, but it is always worth its weight in gold.Evan Esar
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Life starts with a bottle and ends with a bier.
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For many people, life begins almost the same way it ends; creation and cremation.Evan Esar
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To be born healthy is an accident; to die healthy also takes an accident.Evan Esar
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The three most important events of human life have nothing to do with intelligence; birth, marriage and death.Evan Esar
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It is not unusual for a son to fill his father's shoes also his socks and shirts.Evan Esar
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When a man is lost in thought, it's probably because he's in unfamiliar territory.Evan Esar
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A careful driver is probably the one who is still unfamiliar with the gadgets on his new car.Evan Esar
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A man's prejudice is mental, a woman's temperamental.Evan Esar
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The difficulty in finding an ideal candidate is that no man can have prejudices enough to fit all sections.Evan Esar
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The man who does not think as we do is apt to be prejudiced.Evan Esar
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Many a man makes the mistake of developing his opinions in the dark room of prejudice.Evan Esar
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Prejudice is merely a lazy man's substitute for thinking.Evan Esar
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Some men, in telling a fish story, will go to any length.Evan Esar
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There are two sides to every story until the gossips get hold of it.Evan Esar
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Pray as though no work could help, and work as though no prayer could help.Evan Esar
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Some people are greedy even when they pray: they expect a thousand-dollar answer to a one minute prayer.Evan Esar
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As long as there are final exams, there will always be prayers in our schools.Evan Esar
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Maybe the Lord lets people get into trouble because that's the only time they think of Him.Evan Esar
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To please them, don't tease them; first seize them, then squeeze them.Evan Esar
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Flirting is the gentle art of making a man feel pleased with himself.Evan Esar
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The greatest miracle of love is the reformation of a flirt.Evan Esar
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The flirt who attracts a man before marriage usually distracts him afterwards.Evan Esar
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The first thing a flirt notices about a man is if her husband is around.Evan Esar
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In his steadfast pursuit of world peace, man has always stuck to his guns.Evan Esar
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The man who is stuck on himself seldom has any cause of jealousy.Evan Esar
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Don't be conceited; even postage stamps become useless when they get stuck on themselves.Evan Esar