Below you will find our collection of inspirational, wise, and humorous
old Evan Esar quotes, Evan Esar sayings, and Evan Esar proverbs, collected over the years from a variety
of sources.'
In a democracy, you believe it or not; in a dictatorship, you believe it or else.Evan Esar
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Under a dictatorship the people have to follow their leader when they should be chasing him instead.Evan Esar
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The football season is the only time of the year when girls whistle at men in sweaters.Evan Esar
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The good old days were when football game was something that got people outdoors.Evan Esar
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Why pay to go see a bad movie when you can watch television and see a bad one for nothing?Evan Esar
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Some of today's films are so long that it takes less time to read the book.Evan Esar
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Some movies are so bad that they have to be seen to be depreciated.
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A critic seldom realizes how good the book is until after he sees the movie.Evan Esar
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The only bright thing about some movies is the electric sign in front of the theater.Evan Esar
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With modern jets you can have breakfast in Los Angeles, lunch in New York, dinner in London, and baggage in Rome.Evan Esar
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During adolescence the music you enjoy is good music no matter how bad it is.Evan Esar
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The difference between classical and popular music is the difference between antique and antic.Evan Esar
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Good musicians execute their music but bad ones murder it.Evan Esar
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Marriage brings music into a man's life. He learns to play second fiddle at home.Evan Esar
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Some girls are music lovers, while others can love without it.Evan Esar